The Pain and Suffering of Willy-ums
It all started about a week ago
Hitting his shmoney dance so hard, Willy-ums broke his clavicle
Recovery for the broken bone was very fast
Him being Willy-ums, he was like no other from the past
His broken heart was protected by his strong ribs
To mend his heart, he made a woman at his job his dibs
So every day while working, he talked to her with passion
He sought to get her, replacing swag with fashion
His methods wasn’t working and his soul became dull
So much that his brain was pulsing out of his skull
He longed for love as he lived each day
Sometimes he did it to the point of damaging his vertebrae
But he didn’t find love so he replaced it with an activity
He realized that love was not needed for his longevity
Playing basketball so hard he fractured his right scapula
In his recovery, he listened to Lil Wayne so he was yelling out Young Mula
Irritated with his son, he sent Michael to Africa
It was amazing for Michael bcuz he was in touch with his roots
But he came back blacker than leather boots
Willy-ums tried to recover with more basketball which wasn’t smart
He played out of frustration instead of the art
Already having medical problems that were numerous
He ended up fracturing his right and strong humerus
His son Michael laughed as if all Willy-ums pain was humorous
Matters were already worse but Willy-ums somehow managed to damage his sternum
He made Michael mad, so he emptied gasoline on Willy-ums and burned him
After that Michael extinguished him on the sidewalk but he rolled in the street
The stop, drop and roll technique works in a heartbeat
But filled with anger, Michael ran him over breaking the tarsals and metatarsals in his feet
Years past and Willy-ums still could not believe what his son had done
All of them jokes about his son caught up with him in the long run
He got hit by another car because he did too much joking
He was on his knees when he got hit so his jaw is broken
Now he has a reason for his mouth to stay open
By: Marcus Liggett & Audel Alvarado
It all started about a week ago
Hitting his shmoney dance so hard, Willy-ums broke his clavicle
Recovery for the broken bone was very fast
Him being Willy-ums, he was like no other from the past
His broken heart was protected by his strong ribs
To mend his heart, he made a woman at his job his dibs
So every day while working, he talked to her with passion
He sought to get her, replacing swag with fashion
His methods wasn’t working and his soul became dull
So much that his brain was pulsing out of his skull
He longed for love as he lived each day
Sometimes he did it to the point of damaging his vertebrae
But he didn’t find love so he replaced it with an activity
He realized that love was not needed for his longevity
Playing basketball so hard he fractured his right scapula
In his recovery, he listened to Lil Wayne so he was yelling out Young Mula
Irritated with his son, he sent Michael to Africa
It was amazing for Michael bcuz he was in touch with his roots
But he came back blacker than leather boots
Willy-ums tried to recover with more basketball which wasn’t smart
He played out of frustration instead of the art
Already having medical problems that were numerous
He ended up fracturing his right and strong humerus
His son Michael laughed as if all Willy-ums pain was humorous
Matters were already worse but Willy-ums somehow managed to damage his sternum
He made Michael mad, so he emptied gasoline on Willy-ums and burned him
After that Michael extinguished him on the sidewalk but he rolled in the street
The stop, drop and roll technique works in a heartbeat
But filled with anger, Michael ran him over breaking the tarsals and metatarsals in his feet
Years past and Willy-ums still could not believe what his son had done
All of them jokes about his son caught up with him in the long run
He got hit by another car because he did too much joking
He was on his knees when he got hit so his jaw is broken
Now he has a reason for his mouth to stay open
By: Marcus Liggett & Audel Alvarado